Trigger warning
Kinda have to just, have this here…
There will be violence/death explained.
(not graphically explained, but just so you knooow!)
Spoilers!
This episode will contain spoilers to all the episodes before this one, so please go read them first!
If you haven’t read the episodes before this one yet, then please go read them first, some of the jokes and stuff are based on the episodes before this one!
Introducing the SMPs:
(Skip past the districts to see the actual Hunger Games unfold)
All purple text in this blog can be clicked on!
SMPs will be introduced in all the different episodes of the blog series<3
(For list of SMPs only, red text can also be clicked on for links!)
Purple = Alive
Red = Dead
District 1
District 2
District 3
Mystora SMP (Had to use owners pfp, as the logo didn’t work, sry)
District 4
District 5
District 6
District 7
District 8
District 9
District 10
District 11
District 12
Current status!
There are currently 25 total SMPs who are still alive, and 5 of those have a kill!
They are:
1. The Rejects SMP, from District 6.
2. Warren SMP, from District 8.
3. Postmortal Inc., from District 9.
4. Unknown SMP, from District 12.
5. Kelora SMP, from District 12.
There are 11 dead ones, and 4 of those have kills!
They are:
1. Elysium Secrets, from District 2.
2. Mystora SMP, from District 3.
3. Whimsical SMP, from District 4.
4. Overtime SMP, from District 6.
District 5, District 9, and District 12, are all still with no dead SMPs.
” Let’s hope we get enough deaths to secure the blood gods lust for blood… huh? “
The sun sets, and a moon goes over in the horizon, night 3 has begun!
Warren SMP starts the night with setting up camp for the night, which might be a good play.
Unknown SMP decides on being nice, and tends to Legends SMPs wounds. I hope you get better, Legends SMP!
And we go from Legends SMP being saved by Unknown SMP, to a cold-blooded murdering of an SMP…. just as god intended…
The Death Trial stabs Paradigm SMP while their back is turned. RIP Paradigm, thou will be missed!
And from a murder, we go to vibes!
Chorion SMP, Hub SMP, and Postmortal Inc. cheerfully sing songs together, oh how cute y’all are… good thing nothing bad would happen during Night 3… (We don’t talk about Paradigm, that was tribute error)
Arco-Gen SMP looks up at the night sky! OMG, YOU ALL ARE SOOO CUUTE, I want to look up at the night sky together with Arco-Gen SMP, LET ME JOIN YOOUU!
Vampires SMP lets Kelora SMP into their shelter… Kelora, you know that could be a vampire, right?… uhh.. good luck Kelora!
And Florial SMP decides on climbing a tree to rest, which is fair, the ground is scary.
Time Dimensions SMP sets up camp for the night, which might be a good idea...
While some set up camp, New Tales SMP climbs a tree to rest.
Spaces SMP, Ferrets SMP, and Hibiscus SMP discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. I don’t know, you three… I sure do hope someone dies in the morning!
Artoria SMP tho, is unable to start a fire? What a skill issue. Artoria sleeps without warmth all night.
Onechance SMP is awoken by nightmares… Someone is scared huh?… bro realized he only got one chance to win this…. hehe… SO MANY SMPs WILL DIE, MUAAHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Insert Evil Laughing*
Moist SMP tho, they see a fire? Can tell you now, it’s not Artoria SMPs fire, cuz they apprently don’t know how to start one… Moist SMP decides on staying hidden tho, which might be for the better.
Locked SMP and The Rejects SMP run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Which… good for them…
” THE GODS, THEY CRAVE BLOOD! “
Withered Flutter SMP tries to treat their infection…We believe in you, WFSMP, we really do!
Mildcore SMP cooks their food before putting their fire out… guess we now know who’s fire Moist SMP saw… huh?
Now, back to death!
Fabled SMP dies from thirst… RIP Fabled SMP, you will be missed!
The blood gods feeds upon the dead souls blood… they demand “MORE!”
Once a moon goes down, a sun goes up.
And day 4 has started
Arco-gen SMP is out on adventure, and they find the arena… Whatever would an arena be used for… hehe…
Warren SMP is out for blood, and chases Vampires SMP, but it doesn’t look like they got them.
While some are exploring and chasing others, Moist SMP receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor, looks like someone has a favourite, huh?
Unknown SMP diverts New Tales SMP’s attention and runs away, someone scared, Unknown?
Mildcore SMP, who have apparently healed, is out collecting fruit from a tree.
Withered Flutter SMP joins the "Shack Gang”, and constructs a Shack.…
Can we spam “Shack Gang” in the comments?
While some are out having fun, building shacks for some reason, others are running away from others.
Artoria SMP sprains their ankle while running away from Spaces SMP… I understand fully, Spaces SMP is kinda scary…
And we go from someone being chased, to more blood for the blood gods…
The Rejects SMP stabs Postmortal Inc. while their back is turned.
” The blood gods are pleased with the blood, but they crave more! "
While some die, others get out alive, and Hibiscus SMP is one of them, as they diverted Legends SMP’s attention and ran away.
While some tend to kill others, and feed the blood gods, others help each other!
Florial SMP tends to The Death Trial’s wounds. Oh how great of a friend Florial SMP is… We stan Florial SMP here at the production… we had Florial SMP theme week last week, it was peak…
But hey, let’s go from great friends to stalkers, as Time Dimensions SMP decides to not use their explosives yet, but instead stalks Kelora SMP… (TDSMP is going to blow themselves up one day bro, I can already feel it)
Now, Onechance SMP has realized they only got one chance, and has decided on using said chance to hunt other tributes.
Locked SMP tries to spear fish with a trident! Someone is hungry, huh?
Hub SMP has apparently decided to the exact same thing as Locked SMP,
and spear fish with a trident… how original, huh?
Chorion SMP decides on trying to satisfy the blood gods, and hunts for other tributes.
While Chorion is going around hunting people,
Ferrets SMP decides to join the “Shack Gang”, and constructs a Shack themselves!
Y’all should like, really go spam “SHACK GANG!” in the comments of this article, and wherever you found this tweet, the Shack Gang got new members!
While some are building shacks, 3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance,
3 SMPs are no longer with us.
Paradigm SMP, from District 9. Died by The Death Trial stabbing them while their back is turned.
Fabled SMP, from District 5. Died of thirst… (sadge)
Postmortal Inc., from District 9. Died by The Rejects SMP stabbing them while their back is turned.
The Blood Gods are pleased with the blood, but they crave more, their hunger is not yet filled
Current Status
District 9 started episode 4 with all 3 SMPs still alive, and ended episode 4, with only Vampires SMP being left alive…
What an episode for District 9.
Side note
We should like, get a bunch of SMP owners into a life series style event… if anyone out there, knows how to do that kinda stuff, please reach out!
And, go spam “SHACK GANG!” in the comments of this article, and wherever you found this. Don’t tell anyone why, just do it… it would be funny.
(Please remember that some servers have rules against spamming, so in discord servers, keep the spamming to a low)